Staples

I just got in trouble with Elle for not telling my parents I stapled my finger, an event that took place 20 years ago.

Elle: There's always a reason to tell your parents EVERYTHING!!

Chocolate Fall

We were at a chocolate factory and the tour guide told the kids to look at the chocolate waterfall. 

Alec was quick to correct her: That's not a chocolate waterfall. There's no water in it. It's a chocolate fall.

Road Trips

Beck: My favorite thing about long trips is..well, besides actually getting there I mean, the yummy food. I need the protein from my candy to get through the day.

68

Alec: How old are you? Are you 68? 

Me: no... 

Alec: you're OLDER than 68?!?!"

North Pole Kids

Chase: One of the kids from the North Pole just fell asleep on the couch. I don't remember his name...

(he was referring to his cousin who was visiting from Alaska)

Driving

Beck: Seriously. I can back up and parallel park the lawnmower. I should be allowed to drive!

Sugar

Chase: Hey Beth, your car is beginning to smell good. It smells like sugar.