Naps

Jack, after a 1 1/2 hour nap: That was NOT a good nap. No. It was an awful nap. AW, MAN!

So Literal

Me: Lil, how did your socks get under the table?

Lil: I don't know, they don't have legs!

Three and What?

Dylan: I am three and 2/15ths!

North Pole Kids

Chase: One of the kids from the North Pole just fell asleep on the couch. I don't remember his name...

(he was referring to his cousin who was visiting from Alaska)

Sugar

Chase: Hey Beth, your car is beginning to smell good. It smells like sugar.

New Here

Me: Chase buddy, you're getting too old!
Chase: No, I'm new here.
Me: Why do you say that?

Chase: Well, I'm not old like you so I'm new here.