North Pole Kids

Chase: One of the kids from the North Pole just fell asleep on the couch. I don't remember his name...

(he was referring to his cousin who was visiting from Alaska)

Sugar

Chase: Hey Beth, your car is beginning to smell good. It smells like sugar.

New Here

Me: Chase buddy, you're getting too old!
Chase: No, I'm new here.
Me: Why do you say that?

Chase: Well, I'm not old like you so I'm new here.