Dating

Ava: You can only go on dates before you get married. Well, I mean, you can go on dates after you get married too but only with the person you married so it's not NEARLY as fun!

Marriage

Ava: Did you get married yet? 
Me: Not since the last time I saw you, no. 
Ava: Okay, well there is this lifeguard at the pool...but he's not the prettiest guy...

Pregnancy Reduction

Little girl at the playground: my mom is 9 months and 2 weeks pregnant so on Monday they are going to reduce her and give me my baby brother!