It's Complicated

Kenna: I'm going to marry Zach.

Tan: Okay, but you know you're MY girlfriend, right?

Bob Evans

Tan: I feel sick.

Me: What's the matter?

Tan: Well I went to Bob Evans and ate too much and got drunk and now I feel sick.

Farms

Co-teacher: So, where would you find a farm?

Gav: (sarcastically) In the middle of nowhere...

Perspective

Lucy: I haven't done anything wrong in my entire life!

Me: Really??

Lucy: Nope! I haven't stolen anything from a store, or been to jail, or stolen someone's car.

Strength

Alec: Are you strong?

Me: Umm...I guess kind of, why?

Alec: Are you stronger than my dad?

Me: I'm not sure. What do you think?

Alec: Well, you can lift the earth...but my dad, he can lift the universe soooo...

The Highway

Alec: The highway is fun. It is like a racetrack for cars, to see who can get to the exit first!

Deodorant

Margo (speaking of her sister Annie who is 10).

 Annie has (yucky face) DEODORANT! EWWWWW!!!

Mr. President

Inside a preschool classroom, an African American parent came to observe.

Child: Is that...the President?!