Origami Stress

Sylvie, age 6: Oh, darn it! (origami related stress)
Max, age 10: Sylvie! Watch your language!
Sylvie: (very confused) This IS my language!

Homeschooling

Max, as we are discussing chemistry classes and homeschooling: Oh wow, you were homeschooled, that's so cool! Did you get to have any neat teachers?
Me: Umm...my mom?
Max: Haha, oh yea...right!