Christmas

A conversation the kids had in the car this afternoon

Elle: Alec,  did you know Christmas is celebrating Jesus' birthday?
Alec: oh...wow...it is? So...was he alive last year then?

Staples

I just got in trouble with Elle for not telling my parents I stapled my finger, an event that took place 20 years ago.

Elle: There's always a reason to tell your parents EVERYTHING!!