Christmas Coal

Daley: Did you get coal?

Me:  For Christmas you mean? No..

Daley: Oh, so not yet this year. But you might!

Hippopotamus for Christmas

The song "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" was just on the radio. 

Alec: Why would she want a hippopotamus for Christmas anyway? It wouldn't fit in the door.

Christmas

A conversation the kids had in the car this afternoon

Elle: Alec,  did you know Christmas is celebrating Jesus' birthday?
Alec: oh...wow...it is? So...was he alive last year then?