Naps II

Me: It's time to go- nap time!

Alec: I'm not going to take a nap.

Me: Okay, well you don't have to nap, but you do need to rest your body-- so rest time.

Alec: I'm not going to rest either. I'll just call it (whispers) quiet time.

It's Complicated

Kenna: I'm going to marry Zach.

Tan: Okay, but you know you're MY girlfriend, right?

Naps

Jack, after a 1 1/2 hour nap: That was NOT a good nap. No. It was an awful nap. AW, MAN!

Balloon Farm

After a discussion about airplanes-

Alexa: You have to keep an airplane door closed, otherwise you will float away.

Me: Where will you float to?

Alexa: The Balloon Farm!

Me: What is the Balloon Farm?

Alexa: Where all the lost balloons go!

Bob Evans

Tan: I feel sick.

Me: What's the matter?

Tan: Well I went to Bob Evans and ate too much and got drunk and now I feel sick.

Farms

Co-teacher: So, where would you find a farm?

Gav: (sarcastically) In the middle of nowhere...

So Literal

Me: Lil, how did your socks get under the table?

Lil: I don't know, they don't have legs!

Haircuts

Me: Alexa, please don't pull up the grass.

Alexa: I'm just giving it a haircut!

Perspective

Lucy: I haven't done anything wrong in my entire life!

Me: Really??

Lucy: Nope! I haven't stolen anything from a store, or been to jail, or stolen someone's car.